"Rob Evans" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>> "Rob Evans", mushmouth poet, wrote:
>>>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>>>> "Rob Evans" wrote;
>>>>> "msifg" wrote:
>
> > >> > > And when someone like Rob "Mushmouth" Evans chimes in, and then
it
> > >> > > is revealed how short he comes up as a poet, being a lackluster
writer of
> > >> > > dreary chopped-up-prose that pretends to be a poem, and then
> > >> > > performs it with a gurgling whistle-lisp that sounds like either
a stroke victim or
> > >> > > that he has a mouth stuffed with mush, or both, then it just gets
> > > really funny really fast.
> >
> > >> >>>>> he likes to think he's writing ad hominem.
> > >> >>>>> however, his technique is filled to the brim
> > >> >>>>> with contempt and smugness.
> >
> > > While his rotten-toothed mouth is apparently filled with... mush. Thus
> > > his famous nickname... heh.
> >
> > >> >>>>> i'm convinced he's the worlds biggest cynic.
> > >> >>>>> of course, i'm not trying to sway you toward common sense.
> > >> >>>>> i'm convinced that if dale said "jump"
> > >> >>>>> you'd say "how high?" you're a predictable
> > >> >>>>> little kissing vulture faced old
> > >> >>>>> fool. you can't even get your insults
> > >> >>>>> strait. you called dockery "mush mouth"
> > >> >>>>> then had your own vulture faced, mush mouthed
> > >> >>>>> photo displayed for all to see. what kind of crappy luck is
that!
> >
> > >> > > And the photograph is an old one... can you imagine the horror he
faces
> > >> > > every morning when he looks in the mirror and sees what new cruel
> > >> > > joke life has played on him the night before?
> >
> > >> > > I wanted to let this pass, and had even thought maybe our "truce"
would
> > >> > > last, but the oldface just keeps crawling back, begging for
more.
> >
> > >> > > No doubt this will go on for another 5000 post thread of his
> > >> > > whining over his hurt feelings...
> >
> > >> > >> > > if i was you, i'd stay away from flame wars.
> >
> > >> Mushmouth seems addicted to sniffing behind me. Apparently this will
> > >> continue on for ever how many years, weeks or days it takes one of us
> > >> to die... sounds sadly familiar.
> >
> > >> A shame he can't understand that his time would be better spent
> > >> working on his many obvious problems, such as the fact that he writes
> > >> forgetable poetry that will quickly fade and be forgotten as soon as
> > >> he posts it, as usual. Or the fact that he's anfaced thug wannabe
> > >> intent on wasting my time... luckily I have more than enough to keep
> > >> him smacked down... heh.
> >
> > >> Anyway, let's see what garbage he's left dripping from this post like
> > >> the drool on his crone-like chin this morning:
> >
> > >> > >> > > you're a bit over the hill at this time.
> >
> > >> > >> Even worse, you're a stupid /and/ senile old man, Rob... spit
out
> > > your mush and whistle some more for us... heh.
> >
> > >> > >> That's about as likely as you stepping onto a stage
> >
> > >> I'll be doing that 15-20 times tonight, actually, Mushmouth, as part
> > >> of the new Sunday night open mic at the Sports Rock Cafe over in
> > >> Ladonia tonight, Mushmouth, introducing performers as well as doing a
> > >> couple of sets of my own. As I mentioned earlier, we'll be making
> > >> digital video of these from now on, to put on a SRC YouTube channel,
> > >> which you'll no doubt slobber and te over for endless
hours...
> > >> heh.
> >
> > >> > without stumbling and
> >
> > >> > > Depends on which stage, how many .en wires I'm not fond of
> > >> > > stepping on,
> > >> > > things like that, but looking at your photograph, you're about
> > >> > > ready to
> > >> > > be rolled onstage in a wheelchair, am I right, Mushmouth?
> >
> > >> > Clearly not true
> >
> > >> Sorry pal, but your photograph clearly shows your pathetic condition
> > >> of several years ago:
> >
> > >>http://tinyurl.com/5j4grx
> >
> > >> Maybe you've had a face-lift, bought a wig, and had those rotten
brown
> > >> teeth pulled and replaced with dentures since then, you still look so
> > >> feeble that I doubt you can walk well enough to make it to the stage,
> > >> much less stand there.
> >
> > >> > >> then managing to face the audience
> >
> > >> Which you most likely spray with gunk when you burble and
whistle-lisp
> > >> your dreary chopped-up-prose pretending to be poetry, and giving
small
> > >> children nightmares, since you're the spitting image of a modern day
> > >> Nosferatu?
> >
> > >> "We know."
> >
> > >> > > Since I'm onstage an average of 3-4 times a week, I'll keep your
> > > advice in
> > >> > > mind, Mushmouth, but there's certain times when "turning my back"
to the
> > >> > > audience is appropriate (and I'm aware you have no idea what my
situation
> > >> > > as far as stage performance is like, since you no doubt just sit
there
> > >> > > inyour wheelchair spittle-spewing the front row of your audience,
so thanks, but
> > >> > > really, no thanks) such as observing and giving a nod to the
drummer for
> > >> > > a particularly great beat, checking out a soloist in a far
corner,
> > >> > > and in general acting as a conductor for musicians who are
playing /my/ music.
> >
> > >> > > Miles Davis and Johnny Cash are two great examples of performers
who
> > >> > > were noted for facing away from the stage from time-to-time, and
of course I can
> > >> > > add that you're also exagerating,
> >
> > >> because you're a lying
> >
> > > You're the liar who spewed your sleazy lies about my personal life and
> > > family last year, you gunkmouthed old crone... which are archived,
since
> > > you probably forgot that little meltdown you had.
> >
> > Every one of them with the Duckrish modifier "apparently" attached
>
> You didn't seem to know what "apparent" meant then or now,
>
> I knew what it meant
Then why not use it like I do, which is correctly?
The fact that you're a shrivelled old crone-man with brown, rotten teeth is
/apparent/ from one glance at your photograph:
http://tinyurl.com/5j4grx
That's what is known as "posting proof", Mushmouth.
> Mushmouth... but thanks for dropping the libelous statements of last year.
>
> Not libelous and not dropped.
So, you're still a liar, no surprise there, Mushmouth.
> Many still speculate that you are a serial
> woman-abuser, "apparently".
Speculate all you want, and "post proof" if you have any, but your
statements of these lies as facts is libel, Mushmouth.
On the other hand, calling you a gunkmouthed, whistle-lisping liar is a
fact, as the recording of your inept performance of your dreary
chopped-up-prose "poem" makes apparent.
> However, nobody speculates that you took cynical distasteful
Your "taste" and speculation on whether I'm being "cynical" is a matter of
opinion, of course... if you try to present these as facts, you'd be lying,
as you know.
> advantage of your ex-wife's death
I wouldn't expect them to, since I never did these things you suggest that
you speculate about, Mushmouth.
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