"Rob Evans" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote:
>> "Rob Evans", mushmouth poet, wrote:
>> >"Will Dockery" wrote:
> >>> "Rob Evans" wrote;
> >>> "msifg" wrote:
> >
> > > And when someone like Rob "Mushmouth" Evans chimes in, and then it is
> > > revealed how short he comes up as a poet, being a lackluster writer of
> > > dreary chopped-up-prose that pretends to be a poem, and then performs
it
> > > with a gurgling whistle-lisp that sounds like either a stroke victim
or
> > > that he has a mouth stuffed with mush, or both, then it just gets
really
> > > funny really fast.
> >
> >>>>> he likes to think he's writing ad hominem.
> >>>>> however, his technique is filled to the brim
> >>>>> with contempt and smugness.
While his rotten-toothed mouth is apparently filled with... mush. Thus his
famous nickname... heh.
> >>>>> i'm convinced he's the worlds biggest cynic.
> >>>>> of course, i'm not trying to sway you toward common sense.
> >>>>> i'm convinced that if dale said "jump"
> >>>>> you'd say "how high?" you're a predictable
> >>>>> little kissing vulture faced old
> >>>>> fool. you can't even get your insults
> >>>>> strait. you called dockery "mush mouth"
> >>>>> then had your own vulture faced, mush mouthed
> >>>>> photo displayed for all to see. what kind of crappy luck is that!
> >
> > > And the photograph is an old one... can you imagine the horror he
faces
> > > every morning when he looks in the mirror and sees what new cruel joke
> > > life has played on him the night before?
> >
> > > I wanted to let this pass, and had even thought maybe our "truce"
would
> > > last, but the oldface just keeps crawling back, begging for more.
> >
> > > No doubt this will go on for another 5000 post thread of his whining
> > > over his hurt feelings...
> >
> > >> > > if i was you, i'd stay away from flame wars.
>
> Mushmouth seems addicted to sniffing behind me. Apparently this will
> continue on for ever how many years, weeks or days it takes one of us
> to die... sounds sadly familiar.
>
> A shame he can't understand that his time would be better spent
> working on his many obvious problems, such as the fact that he writes
> forgetable poetry that will quickly fade and be forgotten as soon as
> he posts it, as usual. Or the fact that he's anfaced thug wannabe
> intent on wasting my time... luckily I have more than enough to keep
> him smacked down... heh.
>
> Anyway, let's see what garbage he's left dripping from this post like
> the drool on his crone-like chin this morning:
>
> > >> > > you're a bit over the hill at this time.
> >
> > >> Even worse, you're a stupid /and/ senile old man, Rob... spit out
your
> > >> mush and whistle some more for us... heh.
> >
> > >> That's about as likely as you stepping onto a stage
>
> I'll be doing that 15-20 times tonight, actually, Mushmouth, as part
> of the new Sunday night open mic at the Sports Rock Cafe over in
> Ladonia tonight, Mushmouth, introducing performers as well as doing a
> couple of sets of my own. As I mentioned earlier, we'll be making
> digital video of these from now on, to put on a SRC YouTube channel,
> which you'll no doubt slobber and te over for endless hours...
> heh.
>
> > without stumbling and
> >
> > > Depends on which stage, how many .en wires I'm not fond of stepping
on,
> > > things like that, but looking at your photograph, you're about ready
to
> > > be rolled onstage in a wheelchair, am I right, Mushmouth?
> >
> > Clearly not true
>
> Sorry pal, but your photograph clearly shows your pathetic condition
> of several years ago:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5j4grx
>
> Maybe you've had a face-lift, bought a wig, and had those rotten brown
> teeth pulled and replaced with dentures since then, you still look so
> feeble that I doubt you can walk well enough to make it to the stage,
> much less stand there.
>
> > >> then managing to face the audience
>
> Which you most likely spray with gunk when you burble and whistle-lisp
> your dreary chopped-up-prose pretending to be poetry, and giving small
> children nightmares, since you're the spitting image of a modern day
> Nosferatu?
>
> "We know."
>
> > > Since I'm onstage an average of 3-4 times a week, I'll keep your
advice
> > > in
> > > mind, Mushmouth, but there's certain times when "turning my back" to
the
> > > audience is appropriate (and I'm aware you have no idea what my
situation
> > > as far as stage performance is like, since you no doubt just sit there
> > > inyour wheelchair spittle-spewing the front row of your audience, so
thanks, but
> > > really, no thanks) such as observing and giving a nod to the drummer
for
> > > a particularly great beat, checking out a soloist in a far corner, and
in
> > > general acting as a conductor for musicians who are playing /my/
music.
> >
> > > Miles Davis and Johnny Cash are two great examples of performers who
> > > were noted for facing away from the stage from time-to-time, and of
course I can
> > > add that you're also exagerating,
>
> because you're a lying
You're the liar who spewed your sleazy lies about my personal life and
family last year, you gunkmouthed old crone... which are archived, since you
probably forgot that little meltdown you had.
> See you back here soon, Mushmouth, you know you can't stop yourself...
heh.
>
> And why should I stop myself?
No reason, Mushmouth... we have all the time in the world, right?
--
"Twilight Girl" and other new poetry & music from Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
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